POLICE HAVING A PULL


“THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR TAKING THINGS TO COURT.”


I solemnly, sincerely and truly affirm and declare (kind of) that from this date I will well and truly serve myself and my crew according to my law, as a 54-50, with honour, diligence and integrity only to those I choose and with respect for Human Rights (she doesn’t get Human Rights though), on a case by case basis. I may protect life and property, preserve peace and good order if I feel like it and prevent the commission of whatever I feel I want to choos. I will, to the best of my knowledge (or lack thereof), if anyone important is watching that is, and skill and discharge my duties faithfully, with favour and affection. No malice but with slight ill will according to the law.

Thank you to the very few who did help me to an extent.

This content is satirical and fictional. No claim is made about real Individuals or real State Police